Greg's Dog
11-30-2006, 04:55 PM
Once again I am late this week but it is Greg's fault. He didn't let me onto the computer until now, I had my notes together by Monday night.
First off, let's start out of division and give a nod to my BOY Shaun Alexander. He came off that broken foot and put up 200 on a suspect Green Bay team on a cold night that had to make any pain a little more intense. Mike Holmgren is still a BITCH! I can still here him whining about the Super Bowl.
Got to give a shout out to my BOYS, the Titans, coming back from 21 down with 10 minutes to go to shock that BITCH Eli Manning. I think along with the "laser, rocket arms" they grow in that family they also have pencil thin necks with equally small throats that close up tighter than my butt hole around a bunch of those fruity male french poodles. You can't spell "Manning" without "choke."
You think the Chargers front office is happy he whined himself to New York. I bet the Giants front office would like a do-over on that. Hey, San Diego deserved a break after the picks and cash they spent to get Ryan Leaf.
Now onto what matters. Let's just go ahead and change the name of the Cleveland supposed NFL team to the BITCHES! Using the name "Brown" is an insult to Paul. Then again, his son Mike using it is as well. Shut out by the worst defense in the NFL, at home, with meltdowns along the sideline. That BITCH Romeo Crennel just keeps that dumbass smile on his face while his troops are behind him fighting with each other over who is sucking worse at the moment. No need to fight, BITCHES, you will each have your turn to suck like the gravity pull of a black hole or Rosie O'Donnel.
The Bengals as a team earn a BOY nod for getting their shit together after their loss here and keeping themselves in playoff contention. Let's hope that ends in a few hours. Some there are real close to BITCH status as they continue to claim they are the best team in the AFC North. The best team is the one with the best record, that's why you play the games.
Now onto the piss and black of Pittspuke. A pile of BITCH all over M&T Sunday. Joey Porter is a triple BITCH this week. He gets a single BITCH just for being himself. He gets a second for his antics pregame where he taunts the opposition and acts all tough, Michael Richards wishes he had an act half as funny. His third BITCH he earned when he finally stopped Jamal for no gain and gave his little kicky thing he does. Thanks for the laugh, BITCH, nothing like preening like a moron down 17-0 after FINALLY making a decent tackle. Willie Parker, BITCH! Dude let Roethlisbroken get beaten continually while he went after phantom bliters and Ravens swarmed in to crush poor Benny. I'll give a BOY nod to Benny for getting himself back into that game after Bart Scott hit him harder than a Park Avenue doing 35. Thankfully he had a helmet on this time when that truck went through him.
And now to our Ravens who are once again BOYS top to bottom. The DL was once again stellar, but this week I am giving out my special face lick and tail wag to the LBs, all BOUS, who were all over the field. Sacks, fumble recoveries and picks. Great job. Good job from the secondary as well. The offense, I got eat a little crow and call it, Jamal has been a big BOY lately after a called him out. I am glad to say he might just be proving me wrong. If he can pop a helmet off a Bengal tonight we can say he is back. McNair and his targets, all BOYS, helluva job. OL, they get the happy dance this week, a pack of BOYS who have really stepped it up over last year and seem to get better by the game. And of course, our BOY Billick and his coaches are doing a stellar job. 5 game winning streak and a shutout of the inbreds, you can't beat that.
Onto tonight, I want a division crown tonight and if I don't get it I will be looking for somebody to bite. You here me BOYS! Let's wrap this thing up and start looking toward the top seed. Those Irsay BITCHES can be beat, just run the ball. The Ravens can get us top seed, just keep winning. :thumbup:
First off, let's start out of division and give a nod to my BOY Shaun Alexander. He came off that broken foot and put up 200 on a suspect Green Bay team on a cold night that had to make any pain a little more intense. Mike Holmgren is still a BITCH! I can still here him whining about the Super Bowl.
Got to give a shout out to my BOYS, the Titans, coming back from 21 down with 10 minutes to go to shock that BITCH Eli Manning. I think along with the "laser, rocket arms" they grow in that family they also have pencil thin necks with equally small throats that close up tighter than my butt hole around a bunch of those fruity male french poodles. You can't spell "Manning" without "choke."
You think the Chargers front office is happy he whined himself to New York. I bet the Giants front office would like a do-over on that. Hey, San Diego deserved a break after the picks and cash they spent to get Ryan Leaf.
Now onto what matters. Let's just go ahead and change the name of the Cleveland supposed NFL team to the BITCHES! Using the name "Brown" is an insult to Paul. Then again, his son Mike using it is as well. Shut out by the worst defense in the NFL, at home, with meltdowns along the sideline. That BITCH Romeo Crennel just keeps that dumbass smile on his face while his troops are behind him fighting with each other over who is sucking worse at the moment. No need to fight, BITCHES, you will each have your turn to suck like the gravity pull of a black hole or Rosie O'Donnel.
The Bengals as a team earn a BOY nod for getting their shit together after their loss here and keeping themselves in playoff contention. Let's hope that ends in a few hours. Some there are real close to BITCH status as they continue to claim they are the best team in the AFC North. The best team is the one with the best record, that's why you play the games.
Now onto the piss and black of Pittspuke. A pile of BITCH all over M&T Sunday. Joey Porter is a triple BITCH this week. He gets a single BITCH just for being himself. He gets a second for his antics pregame where he taunts the opposition and acts all tough, Michael Richards wishes he had an act half as funny. His third BITCH he earned when he finally stopped Jamal for no gain and gave his little kicky thing he does. Thanks for the laugh, BITCH, nothing like preening like a moron down 17-0 after FINALLY making a decent tackle. Willie Parker, BITCH! Dude let Roethlisbroken get beaten continually while he went after phantom bliters and Ravens swarmed in to crush poor Benny. I'll give a BOY nod to Benny for getting himself back into that game after Bart Scott hit him harder than a Park Avenue doing 35. Thankfully he had a helmet on this time when that truck went through him.
And now to our Ravens who are once again BOYS top to bottom. The DL was once again stellar, but this week I am giving out my special face lick and tail wag to the LBs, all BOUS, who were all over the field. Sacks, fumble recoveries and picks. Great job. Good job from the secondary as well. The offense, I got eat a little crow and call it, Jamal has been a big BOY lately after a called him out. I am glad to say he might just be proving me wrong. If he can pop a helmet off a Bengal tonight we can say he is back. McNair and his targets, all BOYS, helluva job. OL, they get the happy dance this week, a pack of BOYS who have really stepped it up over last year and seem to get better by the game. And of course, our BOY Billick and his coaches are doing a stellar job. 5 game winning streak and a shutout of the inbreds, you can't beat that.
Onto tonight, I want a division crown tonight and if I don't get it I will be looking for somebody to bite. You here me BOYS! Let's wrap this thing up and start looking toward the top seed. Those Irsay BITCHES can be beat, just run the ball. The Ravens can get us top seed, just keep winning. :thumbup: