What's MY father to do?

[FellsPointRaven]

Sorry, but after DrUnk's tale yesterday, I just got off the phone with my dad in England. He played in a golf tournament this week, after which they held a raffle. His ticket came up and he won a prize - a Steelers shirt and terrible towel! He joked that he thought of me when he went to collect it.

I've instructed him to burn it immediately. He laughed but I informed him I seriously will not set foot in his apartment if it's there when I arrive in three weeks.

I honestly can't believe he won a f*cking Steeler shirt. Particularly in a raffle in England. Maybe they were saving money and giving away stuff they'd picked up at goodwill. Un-freakin-believable.

[Mobtown]

I would slap him next time you see him for even accepting this "prize".

[Losac]

No doubt because they just won the Super Bowl. Kind of like how the Yankees are the only MLB team most people overseas know of.

[BaltimoreRon]

Don't get rid of the towel. It can serve many useful purposes:

1) Pooper-scooper
2) Bird cage liner
3) Greasy hands wipe
4) Emergency toilet paper
5) Barf removal
6) Tire traction when stuck on ice
7) Pet diaper (assuming the pet won't be offended)
8) Car cleaning rag
9) Bug zapper
10) Fish wrap (much thicker than the Baltimore Sun)

[Pat McGroin]

Threaten to give him a shot in the yarbles if he doesn't dispose of them immediately.

[Mr.Boh]

I'm searching for terrible tampon. I have a "photo shoot" I want to do with one, but dont want to pay for it. But I will if I have to. Look for the pic to appear in my sig befor we play them.

[DrUnk]

Leave a big steaming pile on it.

[Raven31]

4) Emergency toilet paper
Especially for females during that time of the month (sorry if I grossed anyone out with that thought). :happy:

[Bez513]

Ebay it...some inbred will buy.:069:

[Mista T]

And, just to think, you used to be such a nice & innocent young lady!:rolling:

:mrt:

[Bez513]

Especially for females during that time of the month (sorry if I grossed anyone out with that thought). :happy:
:eck15: :eck15: :eck15: :eck15: :eck15:

[BirdFan]

All this talk of Steeler gear made me remember this site where you can buy anti-Squeeler stuff (and anti other teams, too) Rivalry Central (http://rivalrycentral.com/)

http://images.cafepress.com/product/69662748v6_240x240_F.jpg

http://images.cafepress.com/product/72377438v2_240x240_F.jpg

[Bez513]

That's some funny stuff....I love the #7 cycle shop shirts (ask about our helmet specials)....:rolling:

[Raven31]

And, just to think, you used to be such a nice & innocent young lady!:rolling:

:mrt:
Whatever do you mean by "used to be"? I'm still nice & innocent. :happy:

[camdenyard]

I've instructed him to burn it immediately.

:rolling:

[Greg]

If he still has it when you arrive, I like the idea from DrUnk, drop a steaming pile on it.

Then eBay it to a Yinzer.

[UKRavenStockers]

If you know anyone with a newborn, give it to them as a re-usable diaper.

[Greg]

If you know anyone with a newborn, give it to them as a re-usable diaper.
NO! That will cause one heck of a rash unless said baby comes from hilljacks inbreeding.

[RavenTD]

Fells you know I don't live too far from your father.

Just say the word.I know some friends who can get that there foul black & puke jersey.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/RavenTd/sas-logo.gif:179421:

[UKRavenStockers]

Sacrificial burning of them at the Tower of London may be in order? :D

[FellsPointRaven]

Yeah, please call off the SAS, TD. As much as I hate the Steelers, I'd prefer my dad to live.

Thanks for the other suggestions - I'll pass them on.

R31 - sorry, you grossed me out. Lordy!:179421:

[52RAYVENS]

All this talk of Steeler gear made me remember this site wear you can buy anti-Squeeler stuff (and anti other teams, too) Rivalry Central (http://rivalrycentral.com/)

I love the one, "Why wear one now?" :rolling:
The Angelos shirts are pretty good, too.