RAVENOUS52
09-21-2010, 02:10 PM
DISCLAIMER: The thoughts and opinions expressed in Heroes & Goats are mine alone and have in no way have been influenced or tainted by the fine members of the Ravens 24x7 staff. After having two days since the Catastrophe in Cincy to cool off, I would expect that many of you, my fellow Ravens fans, would be ready to try something new and actually tell me who your top 5 Heroes, Goats and Honorable Mentions are. I'll give you my top 2 in each category for now and let's see if we're on the same page. And for the love of Haruki, I hope this doesn't start another $#!tstorm around here!
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HEROES:
1) RAY LEWIS- Led the team in tackles (what else is new?), sacks and overall defensive energy, intensity and leadership. Your verbal bitch-smacking of the NFL and it's pole-smoking policy on coddling the QB at all costs made me feel a little better after a loss where the offense was as negligent as the officiating. One question though... Why don't you age like normal people?:confused:
2) DERRICK MASON- Despite only catching one pass, you made sure it counted and snagged our offense's second TD of the season...Another ageless wonder who I believe is going to Canton someday if you have two more productive seasons. You have the best TD celebration on the team as well...:respect
Honorable Mentions:
1) Lardarius Webb- "The Future" is back! My favorite young Raven acquitted himself quite nicely in helping effectively shut down the Bengals' passing attack, looking comfortable moving around and cutting on that surgically repaired knee. See if you or Ed Reed can show Zibby how to catch and hold onto footballs that land directly in his freakin hands though, wouldya?:thumbup:
2) Terrell Suggs- Trust me, we know you didn't do anything more than tackle Carson Palmer as he was attempting to get rid of it. Those refs were looking for the malice in your dark, evil heart and with the way you were harassing Palmer, I shouldn't blame them. Keep up the good work, Sizzle.:thumbup:
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GOATS:
1) JOE FLACCO- Two games into the season and paisano, you have more turnovers than the Broad Street Bakery.:( Calling you Overthrow Joe right now would be an understatement and many of your passes sail out of bounds or are simply off target due to poor footwork and/or mechanics, especially over the middle. Time to dig deep and find your inner-Bert Jones, son. I'm sick of your inner-Elvis Grbac and he's only been here for two games.:grbac::grbac:
2) NFL OFFICIALS- Roughing the Passer? Illegal Tripping?!! You sumbitches are the ones who are trippin'!! It's nothing new for Ravens fans, but when I see no flag thrown after two Stooler stooges piledrive Vince Young on his skull, I continue to lose respect for the zebras/goats. I hope that accidental slap in the nuts Harbs gave you leads to testicular bleeding at night...:grbac::ref::grbac:
*There you have it... Let's see your H&Gs for the week...:kewl:
http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/shazam_1024.jpg
HEROES:
1) RAY LEWIS- Led the team in tackles (what else is new?), sacks and overall defensive energy, intensity and leadership. Your verbal bitch-smacking of the NFL and it's pole-smoking policy on coddling the QB at all costs made me feel a little better after a loss where the offense was as negligent as the officiating. One question though... Why don't you age like normal people?:confused:
2) DERRICK MASON- Despite only catching one pass, you made sure it counted and snagged our offense's second TD of the season...Another ageless wonder who I believe is going to Canton someday if you have two more productive seasons. You have the best TD celebration on the team as well...:respect
Honorable Mentions:
1) Lardarius Webb- "The Future" is back! My favorite young Raven acquitted himself quite nicely in helping effectively shut down the Bengals' passing attack, looking comfortable moving around and cutting on that surgically repaired knee. See if you or Ed Reed can show Zibby how to catch and hold onto footballs that land directly in his freakin hands though, wouldya?:thumbup:
2) Terrell Suggs- Trust me, we know you didn't do anything more than tackle Carson Palmer as he was attempting to get rid of it. Those refs were looking for the malice in your dark, evil heart and with the way you were harassing Palmer, I shouldn't blame them. Keep up the good work, Sizzle.:thumbup:
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/335/112/bill-buckner-makes-an-error_display_image.jpg?1281381812
GOATS:
1) JOE FLACCO- Two games into the season and paisano, you have more turnovers than the Broad Street Bakery.:( Calling you Overthrow Joe right now would be an understatement and many of your passes sail out of bounds or are simply off target due to poor footwork and/or mechanics, especially over the middle. Time to dig deep and find your inner-Bert Jones, son. I'm sick of your inner-Elvis Grbac and he's only been here for two games.:grbac::grbac:
2) NFL OFFICIALS- Roughing the Passer? Illegal Tripping?!! You sumbitches are the ones who are trippin'!! It's nothing new for Ravens fans, but when I see no flag thrown after two Stooler stooges piledrive Vince Young on his skull, I continue to lose respect for the zebras/goats. I hope that accidental slap in the nuts Harbs gave you leads to testicular bleeding at night...:grbac::ref::grbac:
*There you have it... Let's see your H&Gs for the week...:kewl: